Ever want to know what I look like? Prepare to be disappointed: I’m the old one…Read More Me and My Boys
A neutrino is an elementary particle. An elementary particle is any matter that cannot be broken down any further. So, the neutrino you thought you destroyed when you ran over it with your car was probably the neighbor’s cat. A neutrino is not a neutron. The name “neutrino” was coined to give the newly discovered […]Read More Elementary Facts about Neutrinos
I’d become that which I hated most: Liver and onions. And, to add insult to injury, he made fun of my broken arm… She was as cute as a button… a sexy button with a butt that wouldn’t quit. The kind of button you’d leave unbuttoned so everyone could see it on your lapel and […]Read More Cliches Repurposed
Stocks are essentially a roulette game where everyone but you already knows where the ball is going. Remember, it’s not a bad idea at all to base the health of one’s economy on a bunch of guys in suits all yelling in a big room. Investing in the stock market will bring YOU to the […]Read More Can You Bear Some Bull on the Stock Market?
Malt liquor is simply beer with a high alcohol content that tastes like a decayed body in a swamp… It is customary, when drinking “forties” with friends, to pour a little onto the ground for friends who have died. If none of your friends have died, take heart… drinking malt liquor should kill one or […]Read More The Terrors of Malt Liquor