[Props to Deb for literally emailing me the idea]
Your unofficial clown name is, “Giggles, the Clown Everyone Should Keep a Close Eye on”…
Most clowns produce coins from OUT of a child’s ear. You were caught stuffing coins in.
Your clown makeup is registered with Clown International, local law enforcement and the FBI.
Your assistant’s only real duty is to hold people off while you run to your car.
You’re the reason that Pennywise hides in the sewers.
A video of your tight-wire routine has been found on various bondage websites.
You’re the reason no one sings “Everybody Loves a Clown” anymore…
You have to take a break after your handstands to catch your breath and maybe throw up a few times.
Emmett Kelly had a routine where he’d sweep up the spotlight. Your routine involves beating the spotlight to death with a baseball bat and then going after its family…
Your “Wacky Hysterical Fun Clown Easter Spectacular” includes a mock crucifixion…
You’ve put on so much weight that, when you get into the clown car, all the other clowns have to walk.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Classic C. Clown International won’t have their work cut out for them 😊
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I hear they are a branch of the Yakuza, now…
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You know I hate clowns. The mental image of a bondage clown? That’s the stuff of nightmares.
😳
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So, “Knots, the SEXY Clown” is not the clown for you?
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No. Never…
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I momentarily thought, by the title of your post, that you might be sending a subtle message to Trump….but then I remembered that The Donald is neither subtle, nor a reader.
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I fear that HIS career as a clown is still going strong…
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Yeah, clowns are just creepy 😬😬😬
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Clowns seem out of vogue nowadays. BTW, I think most of these could be used in other professions…
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So, I should repurpose it for other topics?
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Why not?
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