When to Think about Quitting the Ship You are on

Meet 'Moskito,' Heesen's New 180-Foot 'Shark-Tooth' Superyacht – Robb Report

The Captain re-purposes the crew cabins to the “indoor swimming deck”…

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Enterprising stewards are selling partial ownership in some of the lifeboats.

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Working-class teenagers onboard are rushing to finish their nude sketches of Kate Winslet.

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The ship’s captain gave a “field promotion” to the ship’s photographer and is nowhere to be found.

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The bilge rats have stopped showing up for work.

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Because the stove and fryer are under water, the kitchen will only be serving sandwiches until further notice.

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Evil aristocrats on board are staying dressed as old women 24/7 in case there is a shortage of lifeboats.

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You see sharks in your wake with napkins tied under their chins and silverware in each fin.

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The ship’s photographer asks the passengers if any of them knows how to fix a massive hole in a cruise ship.

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The special of the day is sashimi which can be found swimming around on the three lowest decks.

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