Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You’ve watched three straight hours of Yogi Bear and the television isn’t plugged in. ☻ You give such a stirring and iron-clad defense of the poetry of T. S. Eliot that the pile of laundry you are arguing with has no good response. ☻ Someone quips that John Wick is a candle you light in […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 