Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The Captain re-purposes the crew cabins to the “indoor swimming deck”… ֍ Enterprising stewards are selling partial ownership in some of the lifeboats. ֍ Working-class teenagers onboard are rushing to finish their nude sketches of Kate Winslet. ֍ The ship’s captain gave a “field promotion” to the ship’s photographer and is nowhere to be found. […]
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Read More Google Science QuestionsLight fireworks on a flat non-flamable area within range of your neighbor’s garden shed… not THAT neighbor… the one who didn’t invite you to his barbecue three years ago. ☺ Use caution-tape to keep people away from the fireworks launch site no matter how hilarious their frenzied dancing is when their jeans catch on fire. […]
Read More Fireworks Safety TipsStay calm! Nothing deters a deadly wall of fire like serenity. ֎ Go to an area free of vegetation, like the banks of a river or anywhere in West Texas. ֎ Call 911. If they can’t help you, call 912. ֎ If you can see an already burnt out area through the flames, douse yourself […]
Read More Forest Fire Safety TipsWhen we cry with RAGE! ☻ Death of Old Yeller: A real man is stoic but he’s not made of stone. A boy who has to shoot his own rabid dog pushes a LOT of manly buttons: Guns, dogs, gut-wrenching responsibility… plus, we like shooting stuff… ☻ Crying is acceptable while you are sitting through […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 