Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Thanks to Deb’s husband for the idea] Leave it outside of a cadaver warehouse and someone will just assume it fell out of a window somewhere. ◘ Find a construction site where a large cement foundation is being poured and leave the body near the mailbox. ◘ Throw the body into an active volcano. If […]
Read More How to Get Rid of a Body[To my friends in the Northeast. Stay safe] When high winds are forecast, secure any backyard furniture that you don’t want flying into an adjoining state. Remove any relatives from that furniture. ☼ Use flashlights instead of candles even though it will result in what your kids will call “The Weirdest Birthday Cake, Ever” ☼ […]
Read More I Re-gale You with High Wind Safety TipsLonger trains might have a second locomotive to push the train from the back. This is primarily due to the fact that you can’t push anything from the front. ♫ In Japan, if someone uses a train to commit suicide, his family can be sued for damages; however, if he gets a train pregnant, he […]
Read More Train Facts that I’ve EngineeredEvangelicals: “Check the group we baptized, yesterday, and see if one is missing” ♠ Philosopher: “In life we are pulled along by fate while our false notions of a free will give us hope; and, in death the current still pulls us forward while we look on, unable to slow time or even comprehend the […]
Read More How Different Entities React to a Dead Body Floating Down a RiverYou can name it anything you want and he’ll never know. You can even give it a cat-name like Mr. Fluffikins or Get-that-thing-out-of-here… ♠ Deaf dogs are easy to sneak up on. When you touch its back, it yelps, snaps at you and then faints. Seems like that would be hilarious, but, it’s only entertaining […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 