Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Why do we revere democracy? Because it is the best way to get the best person into office. Oddly enough, only the rich seem to be the best persons… and, let’s face it, pretty bad at running the country. But, what if that person, the best one for the job, was a dog? I think […]
Read More Why I Think a Dog would Make a Good PresidentRemember “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions”? “No. I have a chronic case of stigmata” “No. My skin is trying to run away one little triangular piece at a time” “No. I was teasing my monitor lizards and things got out of hand” “No. I think it was just trying to smile through my body” “No. […]
Read More “Were You Bitten By a Shark” (an Exercise)Note to Self: I need to keep my copy of Covering up an Embarrassing Drinking Problem For Dummies in my desk drawer… the lockable one… Note to Self: If my anecdote about my trip to the grocery store requires bathroom breaks, I should concentrate on just the main themes. Note to Self: If someone invites […]
Read More Note to SelfI resolve to stop threatening suicide when things don’t go my way like when my expired thirty-cents coupon for bath tissue is rejected at checkout. ► I resolve to dance at weddings ONLY when there is music playing and NO PELVIC THRUSTS ON THE DANCE FLOOR. ► I resolve to really listen and be nicer […]
Read More New Year’s Resolutions 2026When you are so worried about your carbon atoms that you keep two oxygen molecules with it at all times as bodyguards. ♯ Dry ice is one of the fastest ways of finding cavities or loose fittings. The dentist gets the patient to bite a sheet of dry ice; then, he pries you off the […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 