[NASA announced that they are sending astronauts back to the Moon. Why? And, why now?]
Buzz Aldrin thinks he dropped his cuff-link.
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Yes, housing prices are getting THAT high here on Earth.
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NASA engineers are tired having nothing to do all day. If they couldn’t keep busy working on the details of a lunar landing, they might get bored, quit and find real jobs.
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The guy we left up there in the early seventies is starting to lose hope.
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It’s closer than Mercury and smells better than Venus.
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Well, the moon has been so… distant, lately…
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Tom Cruise needs an action sequence for the next Mission: Impossible movie and he’s already climbed everything on Earth.
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We will be setting up a moon station to determine if living on a bleak, sterile environment bombarded continuously with deadly charged particles is still better than living in Akron.
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We need to retrieve more samples of moon-rock and dust because geologists have run out of stuff to study here on Earth and are hitting the bottle a little earlier each day.
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They need a some astronauts to stand on the moon’s surface and throw rocks at any satellite who owner hasn’t paid NASA for “protection”…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Housing prices are definitely that high up here. And if they could prove the moon is really made of cheese? I’d consider a vacation home…
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The view would be GREAT!
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That guy from the 70s is blackmail NASA with Buzz’s cuff links. If they don’t return he’s gonna give them to the aliens to use for their anal probes
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I would ask for more details but instead I’m going to say, “Ewww”…
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Ah, the aliens that warned us to “stay away” have invited us back.
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And, look what they’ve done with the old place!
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I wish we were going back to the moon to drop off Trump’s mail where he has lived since being convicted of stealing documents (some of which he probably took there with him).
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I can’t imagine a moon with gold toilet seats…
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I’d be willing to pay for the toilet seats (well, maybe donate to the crowd fund) if they’d promise to keep him there…
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Or send him to Mars… although I don’t think that would be fair to Matt Damon…
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True 🤓
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Because you can never go home again, and I never lived on the moon before, so it’s okay.
But if anyone offers me a condo on the moon, I will say no, because I might want to go back again sometime later.
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You read too much Thomas Wolfe… or not enough Thomas Wolfe…
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