Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Greed is the act of taking a certain amount more than your fair share over a particular period of time; usually, the certain amount is “everything” and the time is “before anyone finds out”. The greedy act as if they were taking a how-to course in bulimia and learned how to binge; but, transferred to […]
Read More Thoughts on GreedHow likely is salmonella in the United States? If you ate four raw eggs a day, you’d get the disease, on average, once every 13.7 years. So, at 13.6 years, switch to cereal for a few weeks to reboot. Is it safe to eat eggs now, with bird flu? No, doctors still recommend eating eggs […]
Read More Google Q and A on EggsRemember “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions”? “No. I have a chronic case of stigmata” “No. My skin is trying to run away one little triangular piece at a time” “No. I was teasing my monitor lizards and things got out of hand” “No. I think it was just trying to smile through my body” “No. […]
Read More “Were You Bitten By a Shark” (an Exercise)Note to Self: I need to keep my copy of Covering up an Embarrassing Drinking Problem For Dummies in my desk drawer… the lockable one… Note to Self: If my anecdote about my trip to the grocery store requires bathroom breaks, I should concentrate on just the main themes. Note to Self: If someone invites […]
Read More Note to SelfI resolve to stop threatening suicide when things don’t go my way like when my expired thirty-cents coupon for bath tissue is rejected at checkout. ► I resolve to dance at weddings ONLY when there is music playing and NO PELVIC THRUSTS ON THE DANCE FLOOR. ► I resolve to really listen and be nicer […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 