Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Introduces self as “Prince of Nigeria” despite the fact that he’s white and female. ♫ In the prospectus, there is a sizable stream of income from the “Bilk the Suckers” division. ♫ If they first contact you through an email and the salutation isn’t “Dear [your name]” but, “Dear Whoever I Just Emailed”. ♫ You […]
Read More Warning Signs of FraudKnow your snakes. They can be unpredictable to those who don’t because they have a wide range of reactions: If startled, they might give you a savage bite; but, if treated gently and calmly, they might give you a savage bite. ☼ Wash your hands after handling snakes. If that is impossible, then wash the […]
Read More Raising Venomous SnakesTurn off the water while you brush your teeth and save up to 4 gallons a minute. You can save even more water than that if you don’t brush your teeth at all and just rinse your mouth with Hawaiian Punch. ♣ Reuse your towels to save water. How do you know when it is […]
Read More Don’t Be a Drip: Water Conservation TipsI was so glad that I had sons… Sure, boys (as the poem tells us) are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails… although the proportions and process details are a closely-guarded secret. They are more reluctant to show their emotions so their repressed feelings will come out in other ways… maybe a […]
Read More Boys: A Listrant[Thanks to Deb’s husband for the idea] Leave it outside of a cadaver warehouse and someone will just assume it fell out of a window somewhere. ◘ Find a construction site where a large cement foundation is being poured and leave the body near the mailbox. ◘ Throw the body into an active volcano. If […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 