[Props to Deb for literally emailing me the idea] Your unofficial clown name is, “Giggles, the Clown Everyone Should Keep a Close Eye on”… Most clowns produce coins from OUT of a child’s ear. You were caught stuffing coins in. Your clown makeup is registered with Clown International, local law enforcement and the FBI. Your […]Read More Signs Your Career as a Clown Might be Coming to an End
To my readers and to those who just come here to see if I mentioned them at all: I’m planning on writing another advice column featuring the biologically-enhanced super-intelligent dog, and I thought some of you might want to offer questions for her. If so, put them into the comments below… Ask a Bio-engineered Super-intelligent […]Read More Advice Column Advice
Texas has more goats than any other state. Texas has more Texans than any other state. Guess which ones the rest of us are most worried about… You can rent goats in the United States to clear tall grass and shrubs during forest fire season. The fact that you can probably rent them for other […]Read More American Goats!
It has long been a dream of mine to win a Nobel Prize. Well, time’s a wastin’ and I STILL don’t even have one. But, it was the LAST STRAW when my best friend and poker-buddy, Denis Mukwege Mukengere, won the Peace Prize for some nonsense about the treatment of women in Congolese war zones. […]Read More My Fruitless Quest for a Nobel Prize
If you feed your dog randomly, throughout the day, your dog will want food all the time; but, if you feed your dog on a strict schedule, it will only want food all the time… Cycle dog food varies its formula based on a dog’s age. Be careful! If you feed Cycle 4 to a […]Read More Thoughts on Dogs and their Food