Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’ve written things that were masterpieces but not “beloved masterpieces”. Because the only works they get the designation as “beloved” are children’s books. Why? Because if children love a book you’ll know it because they’ll demand you read it to them over and over and OVER until you finally FREAK OUT and replace its ending […]
Read More Stuff and Junk[Props to Deb for literally emailing me the idea] Your unofficial clown name is, “Giggles, the Clown Everyone Should Keep a Close Eye on”… Most clowns produce coins from OUT of a child’s ear. You were caught stuffing coins in. Your clown makeup is registered with Clown International, local law enforcement and the FBI. Your […]
Read More Signs Your Career as a Clown Might be Coming to an EndTo my readers and to those who just come here to see if I mentioned them at all: I’m planning on writing another advice column featuring the biologically-enhanced super-intelligent dog, and I thought some of you might want to offer questions for her. If so, put them into the comments below… Ask a Bio-engineered Super-intelligent […]
Read More Advice Column AdviceTexas has more goats than any other state. Texas has more Texans than any other state. Guess which ones the rest of us are most worried about… You can rent goats in the United States to clear tall grass and shrubs during forest fire season. The fact that you can probably rent them for other […]
Read More American Goats!It has long been a dream of mine to win a Nobel Prize. Well, time’s a wastin’ and I STILL don’t even have one. But, it was the LAST STRAW when my best friend and poker-buddy, Denis Mukwege Mukengere, won the Peace Prize for some nonsense about the treatment of women in Congolese war zones. […]
Read More My Fruitless Quest for a Nobel Prize
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 