Signs You are Too Doting as a Pet Owner

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When talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d…

You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it.

Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely.

The rest of the time, you sleep in the dog crate so she won’t be lonely.

Your collie sees a court-appointed dog-psychologist.

You make weekly trips to the pet store, pet bakery and cat library. What’s a cat library? It’s the same as a regular library only with more anti-dog periodicals…

The name you give your pet has a “Mr.” or “Mrs.” in front of it. It is still okay to name your cat “Miss Anne Thrope” because that is HILARIOUS.

You gave your pet the power to make end-of-life decisions for you.

You don’t feed your pet the cheap kibble made from powdered chicken bones, butcher floor sweepings and ground-up shower-shoes; you feed your pet the expensive kibble made from powdered chicken bones, butcher floor sweepings and ground-up shower-shoes… but NO ARTIFICIAL COLOR!!!

You’re reading this to your pet, right now…

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