When talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d…
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You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it.
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Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely.
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The rest of the time, you sleep in the dog crate so she won’t be lonely.
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Your collie sees a court-appointed dog-psychologist.
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You make weekly trips to the pet store, pet bakery and cat library. What’s a cat library? It’s the same as a regular library only with more anti-dog periodicals…
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The name you give your pet has a “Mr.” or “Mrs.” in front of it. It is still okay to name your cat “Miss Anne Thrope” because that is HILARIOUS.
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You gave your pet the power to make end-of-life decisions for you.
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You don’t feed your pet the cheap kibble made from powdered chicken bones, butcher floor sweepings and ground-up shower-shoes; you feed your pet the expensive kibble made from powdered chicken bones, butcher floor sweepings and ground-up shower-shoes… but NO ARTIFICIAL COLOR!!!
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You’re reading this to your pet, right now…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Guilty. I skipped right past Mr. and chose Lord.
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You were one of the people I was thinking of when I wrote this…
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If the litter box fits…
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You send 12 hours cooking special food for your pet because you know that’s what they really want
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And, you have to go out and buy spices because your dog won’t eat that food without fennel and sage…
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They only ate chicken drumsticks dry roasted 🙄
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This is freakin’ hilarious! Instant subscribe 👍
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“Miss Anne Thrope” Oh, that IS hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 And… you should know that we DO have to spell things in front of our dog like ‘T-R-E-A-T’, ‘C-A-R’ or ‘D-A-C-H-S-H-U-N-D’ because let’s face it, he is just that smart 🤓🤣
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What about ‘V-E-T’?
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Naw, they give him ‘T-R-E-A-Ts’ there 🤓
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You coaxed an LOL out of me, Patti…
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Who says I can’t be funny 💪💪💪🤓
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Well, I feel called out.
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I think a LOT of my readers could relate.
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Forwarding this to my daughter, who does most of these things for her dog now. (She named our puppy “Mr. Hollywood” when she was 14. )
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I’m guessing she has photos of the dog in sunglasses…
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She has thousands, so I’m guessing she has at least one like that.
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