Signs You are Too Doting as a Pet Owner

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When talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d…

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You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it.

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Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely.

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The rest of the time, you sleep in the dog crate so she won’t be lonely.

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Your collie sees a court-appointed dog-psychologist.

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You make weekly trips to the pet store, pet bakery and cat library. What’s a cat library? It’s the same as a regular library only with more anti-dog periodicals…

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The name you give your pet has a “Mr.” or “Mrs.” in front of it. It is still okay to name your cat “Miss Anne Thrope” because that is HILARIOUS.

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You gave your pet the power to make end-of-life decisions for you.

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You don’t feed your pet the cheap kibble made from powdered chicken bones, butcher floor sweepings and ground-up shower-shoes; you feed your pet the expensive kibble made from powdered chicken bones, butcher floor sweepings and ground-up shower-shoes… but NO ARTIFICIAL COLOR!!!

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You’re reading this to your pet, right now…

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