Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I was listening to a Beatles album in my filthy debris-filled bedroom and it told me to “picture [myself] in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies” and the best I could do was to picture myself on a boat in a filthy debris-filled bedroom. ☼ I was late for my […]
Read More How I Know I Don’t Have any ImaginationYou can name it anything you want and he’ll never know. You can even give it a cat-name like Mr. Fluffikins or Get-that-thing-out-of-here… ♠ Deaf dogs are easy to sneak up on. When you touch its back, it yelps, snaps at you and then faints. Seems like that would be hilarious, but, it’s only entertaining […]
Read More Why You should Own a Deaf DogA textbook on American Sign Language written in braille. ◙ Roll-off deodorant because sometimes I change my mind and want to get sweaty and stink. ◙ A zombie-dog like from Pet Semetary so, if I needed to board the dog while on vacation, I could just leave at a kill-shelter and, by the time they […]
Read More The Gifts I Really Wanted for Christmas[I am SO sorry] Ol’ Lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy some weed But it turned out the pup had smoked it all up And, left her with one tiny seed. She went to the trailer park to get him some crystal but he acted so crazy she slept with […]
Read More Ol’ Lady HubbardWhen talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d… ♠ You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it. ♠ Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely. ♠ The rest of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 