I had a rough childhood. My family had nothing and had to borrow to get even that. We lived at the dump for years. When people hear this, they always ask the same question: “If you lived at the dump, where did you throw your trash?”. Well, it was Florida, so we threw it beside […]Read More It was Never Easy for Me
Dear Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, Can you play dead? And, are you a good dog? Who’s a good dog? WHO’S a good DOG? Enthusiastic in Jasto Dear Jasto, Good and evil are subjective constructs; however, I did fake my death in Cancun seven years ago for the insurance money. Dear Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, I […]Read More Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, Part ?
Dear Genetically-Modified Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, My husband is always asking for things in the bedroom that I am unable to provide… like antimatter or fat-free butter. I tell him that I’m not a machine and he shrugs and pulls out my batteries. I’m at my wits end because I don’t know if I should serve […]Read More Ask a Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog: The Final Beginning
Back when I was a kid, there were only seeing-eye dogs. That is to say, if you were a dog and wanted a career path that didn’t involve you bouncing around like an idiot, then you would become a seeing-eye dog. They don’t call them that much anymore. Now, they are “guide dogs” because the […]Read More Service Animals, Their Dangers and Functions
Dear Genetically-Modified Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, I’m a perfectionist and my daughter has never lived up to my expectations. I heard that perfectionism is a very bad way to raise a child so I asked her if I had ruined her life. She shrugged and said, “Maybe some”… so I can’t even do THAT right. What […]Read More Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Superintelligent Dog Pt 9