The race goes not always to the swift, but they are usually the odds on favorite. Violence never solved anything… except the problem of that guy who’s staring at you from across the bar. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. He who knows that too much isn’t nearly enough will […]Read More Waiter! What’s this Random Thought Doing in My Soup?
Freud was right about penis envy. Women did envy them in the nineteenth century because those who had them had most of the wealth, power and, of course, penises… Never elect a president with a small penis or you may end up spending a trillion dollars on a long and hard wall at your southern […]Read More Fun Facts About the Penis
Oskar Moosehead walked quickly to his private jet, a craft so exclusive that only the richest three people in Europe were allowed to change the oil and vacuum the seats. His aide was having great difficulty keeping up, even using the rocket skates that Moosehead had provided him. “Is everything going according to plan?”, asked […]Read More The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 4 Part 5
Buck paced in his office. What did Ahem know? Was he onto his treachery? Maybe he shouldn’t have made a cutting motion across his throat as they were saying goodbye. Maybe he shouldn’t have sent out Christmas card photographs of himself sitting on top of a gigantic pile of money. He often found himself laughing […]Read More The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 4 Part 4
[Thank you for another hundred follows. My gift to you is the next and last of my chapters of The Moosehead Stratagem. A parody of Robert Ludlum novels. I hope you enjoy it. You can find the previous chapters here] Four score and gobble gobble seven gobble years gobble gobble gobble gobble… A Man […]Read More The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 4, Part One
If I had to pick my one biggest mistake in my life, I’d have to pick the time that I opened an allergy clinic right next door to a Africanized bee, shrimp, peanut and ragweed emporium. Older women who are attracted to younger men are called “cougars”. Older men who are attracted to younger women […]Read More Remembrance of Things Random
[This one was written years ago. I hope you like it or that it at least doesn’t enrage you] The Racine Complicity of the Snowy OwlRead More A Snowy Owl is the Worst Kind of Fowl