Another Mindless Rant

Astronomers keep finding planets around other stars; and, if you believe them, I’ve got a bridge I want to sell you. It’s my bridge… I’ve got a receipt. The guy who owned it didn’t need it anymore because he bought himself a catapult. Most of it is in my backyard, but, I’ve got a few […]

Holidays and Observances and How they are Celebrated

National Depression Screening Day (October 11th ): Usually observed by sitting in a dark room watching television with the sound off. World Circumcision Day (January 1st ): Celebrated with the eating of a hot dog with half a pancake wrapped around it. Feast of the Ascension (varies): Like any other day, except dinner is served […]

Waiter! What’s this Random Thought Doing in My Soup?

The race goes not always to the swift, but they are usually the odds on favorite. Violence never solved anything… except the problem of that guy who’s staring at you from across the bar. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. He who knows that too much isn’t nearly enough will […]

Fun Facts About the Penis

Freud was right about penis envy. Women did envy them in the nineteenth century because those who had them had most of the wealth, power and, of course, penises… Never elect a president with a small penis or you may end up spending a trillion dollars on a long and hard wall at your southern […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 4 Part 5

Oskar Moosehead walked quickly to his private jet, a craft so exclusive that only the richest three people in Europe were allowed to change the oil and vacuum the seats. His aide was having great difficulty keeping up, even using the rocket skates that Moosehead had provided him. “Is everything going according to plan?”, asked […]