Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Sadly, I have to end our engagement. You have been unfaithful. You might not have cheated on me, physically; but, you’ve cheated on me, metaphorically. That’s far worse… or far better… depending upon how you look at it. I’m finding it hard to deal with the shame and so is my girlfriend… she’s THIS close […]
Read More The Big BreakupMotherhood sucks! I’m not talking about raising your children… that’s its own kind of Hell. I’m talking about the whole process of reproducing. I think every mother will agree with that, especially those in their eighth month. It was so easy earlier in the evolutionary ladder: At first, when an organism wanted to reproduce, it […]
Read More Random NonsenseIt’s four o’clock in the morning and I am hungry. But, if I eat now, I’ll just want to eat at three o’clock, tomorrow… and so on… until I’m eating breakfast right before I go to bed. If I had breakfast at night, there’d be no need to sleep at all because sleep is simply […]
Read More More of What I’m Working OnThese are real Google questions that showed up on a recent search. My answers are not the opinion of MicroSoft nor are they actual answers. How do you get rid of frogs? Casually mention that Costco’s sale on fifty pound boxes of flies is on its last day… ♫ How do you remove a lot […]
Read More Google Questions/Charlie AnswersA large segment of the scholarly world considers Arthur Flackmacker to be the greatest deconstructionist the writing world has ever known. He lived a life steeped in controversy, like when he claimed in a 1957 writer’s conference that he’d invented the adverb. He wrote one novel entirely in Portuguese despite never learning the language. He […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 