Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Mary Mallon was born in County Tyrone, Ireland in 1869. County Tyrone is tucked away six miles from the Gyth Byrre River under the shadow of Wyvern’s Neck Rock in the valley of Pthgard Hagan. Little is known about her parents. Historians are pretty sure they lived above-ground, breathed air and could reproduce sexually. Also, […]
Read More Mary Mallon, Infectuous personalityArtificial intelligence is a lot like having children. You feel like you REALLY want kids; but, when the first one is born, the only emotion you feel is an existential horror knowing you’ll be supporting this human well into their forties. We looked forward to artificial intelligence with that same emotion. It was going to […]
Read More Artificial IntelligenceWhat are the disadvantages of eating gold? Your bowel movements will be worth more than you are. Plus, you’ll confound the x-ray machine at the airport and they will be forced to pat you down. Before a long flight, a little groping really hits the spot… What were the Little Rascals previously called? Fetuses. How […]
Read More Google Questions/Charlie AnswersUse the pennies to make puppet faces to use for a puppet show. Possible plot: Abraham Lincoln and his wife, Abraham Lincoln, invent a cloning machine to create an army of Abraham Lincolns to defeat the evil genius, Abraham Lincoln. ☺ Pennies are the perfect size for coasters at the next tea party you hold […]
Read More What Will We Do With All Those Pennies?Challenge your underwear to a fight. ֎ Try to sell someone your plastic laundry basket as the Largest Colander Ever Built… ֎ Loudly announce you lost a dime bag of meth to see how many patrons dive under the seats. ֎ If they have the stiff contoured plastic chairs, oil them to see how far […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 