Thoughts on Pet Chameleons

A chameleon can be a loving pet especially if your idea of loving is not moving much and occasionally eating bugs. ☼ Chameleons can live as long as ten years or as short as three hours depending upon how resourceful your cat is. ☼ A high humidity environment is what chameleons require.  So, a humidifier […]

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Poetic Advice

Good things come to those who wait but those things are often past their expiration date. Patience is a virtue And, doing nothing won’t hirtue. If something goes wrong and you’re watchful and wise, you can blame it on some other guys… Do it quick because, at worst, the other guys might blame you first.

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You Will Certainly Get Bitten

If you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]

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