Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
A chameleon can be a loving pet especially if your idea of loving is not moving much and occasionally eating bugs. ☼ Chameleons can live as long as ten years or as short as three hours depending upon how resourceful your cat is. ☼ A high humidity environment is what chameleons require. So, a humidifier […]
Read More Thoughts on Pet Chameleons[I had some kidney stones last week] Kidney stones can come in many colors; so, if you want to pass one that matches your favorite tie, vary your diet accordingly… ♥ If your urine is cloudy and smells bad, you might’ve had a kidney stone. If your urine is clear and smells good, you might […]
Read More What Passes for Thoughts on Kidney Stones[Terse Llama has agreed to answer some medical FAQs taken from the internet] What should I do if someone is choking? It depends on who they were choking. Can you be fat AND healthy? You CAN… DEFINITELY… Just not at the same time… What should I do if my penis is torn? Run in tight […]
Read More Terse Llama’s Medical Advice: Lightning RoundGood things come to those who wait but those things are often past their expiration date. Patience is a virtue And, doing nothing won’t hirtue. If something goes wrong and you’re watchful and wise, you can blame it on some other guys… Do it quick because, at worst, the other guys might blame you first.
Read More Poetic AdviceIf you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 