Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
These are real Google questions that showed up on a recent search. My answers are not the opinion of MicroSoft nor are they actual answers. How do you get rid of frogs? Casually mention that Costco’s sale on fifty pound boxes of flies is on its last day… ♫ How do you remove a lot […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 