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Another stupid animal essay right here.

Stupid Stupid Worms!

After a rain, worms come out for a look then, we grab them and put them on a hook. . Sadly, it is their fate to be bait. . A smarter creature would stay in bed, why does the worm go out instead? . Because a worm will never lorm…

Sea Snakes: Coming Up For Air

Okay, a new animal essay has been added: The Burdensome Docility of the Sea Snake You should read it. You may not learn anything but, while you’re reading it, you cannot do any harm to anyone either…

Why I Didn’t Get a Pony

[Thanks to Jack Shalom for the idea! Jack is proof that anyone who likes radio shows and magic cannot be all bad] My parents wanted to instill in me the joy of having my fondest desires frustrated. All of my previous pets had died of mysterious stompings. Santa neglected to poke air-holes in the over-sized […]

The Twelve Step Program for Bears

Admit that you are powerless over your need to knock over and eat from garbage cans. Admit that there is a power greater than yourself who can keep you from knocking over and eating from garbage cans. This power may come in the form of a locking trashcan lid or a park ranger. Turn […]