Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Dear Owner: I am sorry I bit your niece. I should’ve taken her grabbing my eyeball as good fun, because, if I look at it dispassionately, it was funny on several levels. Unfortunately, having my eye grabbed and pulled on is one of my “buttons”. I hope your niece is okay; but, I have to […]
Read More Dog’s ApologyEarly on in modern astronomy, most scientists felt that the Universe was eternal. It was the scientific equivalent of shrugging your shoulders and saying, “I dunno. It was like that when I got here”. Later, they noticed signs that maybe the Universe hadn’t been here all along. With the aid of a spectrograph, scientists determined […]
Read More Some Stuff I’m Working onCleaning Up Your Dog’s Waste: You follow your dog with a baggie and basically perform the duties of its toilet; on the other hand, your dog reveres YOU as a god. Let’s just say that it’s a pretty twisted relationship all around. ֍ Oil Change: I always feel like the oil change places do nothing […]
Read More Odious TasksHow do I test for malaria at home? Move into a medical lab. How do I cure malaria fast? The same way you cure it slowly only with more running… Can you have malaria without the fever? Yes, but that seems like a waste of perfectly good malaria. What parasite is often mistaken for malaria? […]
Read More Terse Llama Takes Google Malaria QuestionsI’m thankful for sex education because, without it, the girls I dated in high school and college wouldn’t have been able to tell me what I was doing wrong. ֎ I’m thankful for pork because, if we didn’t eat it, with all the pigs we kill, we’d come off looking like a bunch of sadists. […]
Read More Stuff I’m Thankful for, Part Five
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 