Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Parse, The Grammar Clown! ◙ Akira Kurasawa’s Ran. ◙ Math coloring books. ◙ Three hours of flossing videos. ◙ Rex, the sock-puppet woodpecker who says things in a very roundabout way and only speaks German. ◙ Have them do your federal taxes. ◙ Extended readings from Proust’s Rememberance of Things Past. ◙ Have each child […]
Read More Worst Ways to Entertain a Roomful of Toddlers on a Rainy AfternoonA clown performance is classified as “funny, just not very funny”. ☺ Clown’s register their particular makeup… probably so that police can identify them more easily when a group of hikers gets chopped up. ☺ Acrobatics and overstated mime are just two of the things about clowns that make them memorable as that circus act […]
Read More More Facts on ClownsDeb guilted me into another one of these 42 word challenges. I am so mad about it I could just write! “I can’t go to the circus with you”, Sally said, “I’m terrified of clowns… I’ve always been” “I was, too”, replied Bob, taking her hand, “But, I’ve gotten over that by thinking of clowns […]
Read More Everybody Loves a Clown and I Wish They’d StopI don’t officially post on the weekends, so I decided just to post something personal. Something that helps you learn the real me; because, my ego is just that big… What genre of music does Charlie listen to? Simple: Clown music. That’s right. It might be Pagliacci or the Insane Clown Posse or Alice […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 