Thoughts as Random as Random can be, I Must Say

Oscar Wilde once said, “This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.”. He died shortly after saying that because that wallpaper had some pretty powerful friends. That feeling I used to have after getting laid is the same feeling I now get when I lay in a three […]

I Hate Melville Scholars!!!

The very last thing I’d ever want to be is a Melville scholar. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy reading Herman Melville’s novels, but, the idea of that being my vocation just feels wrong. It doesn’t feel necessary. I’ve never really heard of a situation that could be made better with the introduction of a […]