It was Never Easy for Me

I had a rough childhood. My family had nothing and had to borrow to get even that. We lived at the dump for years. When people hear this, they always ask the same question: “If you lived at the dump, where did you throw your trash?”. Well, it was Florida, so we threw it beside […]

Why I Write

I want to enhance and add beauty to people’s lives. Because I cannot do that, I write instead. I have a strong need to share my deepest and most intimate feelings in words that rhyme with “grape” and “cloud”. I’m sure that I can post my writings on-line and make a fortune from the […]

Why I Didn’t Get a Pony

[Thanks to Jack Shalom for the idea! Jack is proof that anyone who likes radio shows and magic cannot be all bad] My parents wanted to instill in me the joy of having my fondest desires frustrated. All of my previous pets had died of mysterious stompings. Santa neglected to poke air-holes in the over-sized […]

Thoughts are Acorns to the Squirrels in My Head

How long do you have to wait between breaking and entering before they are considered two different charges? Like, if you kick in someone’s door, then come back a week later to rob them? I followed the Brett Kavanaugh hearing VERY closely, heard both sides of the argument, but I still don’t think he should […]