Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Richard Slayman of Weymouth, Massachusetts was released from Massachusetts General Hospital with a fully-functioning genetically-modified transplanted pig kidney. The patient is reportedly optimistic and getting a little tired of all the jokes about bacon. He is resting comfortably in a sty near his home; whereas, the donor is resting comfortably on some sauerkraut and potatoes. […]
Read More A Bit of Good NewsA solar eclipse only happens during a new moon. Examine the moon. Does it look old? If so, false alarm, go inside and watch television. ☼ Use proper eye-wear when viewing an eclipse despite the fact that it makes you look like a cowardly, over-cautious wimp and women will laugh at you… ☼ If you […]
Read More Solar Eclipse Tips and FactsWhen you burp you taste the meal you had BEFORE the last one… did the first meal just let the other meal “play through” like on an intestinal golf course? ◙ My cousin and I went to a wonderful bakery. She exclaimed, “This is just like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”. The cashier didn’t […]
Read More Random Thoughts: The Netflix SeriesI had first come across the legend of the Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy while doing research on a paranormal sighting in the next shire. Locals contended that the apparition was the spirit of Mary Queen of Scotts, holding her head under her left arm. After several nights, we found that the locals […]
Read More The Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy (Excerpt)The word “cannibal” comes from the ritually cannibalistic West Indies Carib tribe which Columbus’ men mispronounced as “Canib”. They would’ve eaten Columbus but we all get sick of eating Italian… Plus, the natives were still full from a coffee cake Columbus brought… Most cannibalism wasn’t personal: Aboriginal peoples would often consume their family or enemies […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 