Category: Humor

A Rant on Old Age

People think that getting old is a bad thing. But, they forget about the positive aspects like movie naps. I’ve got a whole list of movies perfect for napping through. Also, there’s wisdom… although that really kicks in just about the same time as senility, so people often can’t tell the difference. You can greet […]

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What Else I Want for Christmas

My friends. Let me wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. It has been great interacting with my regulars in the comments section. I look forward to another year of reading your posts and you tolerating mine. I want an unsigned first edition of the Declaration of Independence. Ѳ I want a […]

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Thoughts on Switching Phones

Thoughts on Switching Phones by Charles Charlington III I had a flip-phone, now I have a smart-phone. How smart? Smart enough to make end of life decisions for me? I don’t want it to come to that. ☺ Suddenly, I have to log in to my phone to use it… which will put a real […]

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What Made the Seventies Bearable

Platform Shoes: Suddenly, we were two inches taller. I felt more masculine as a taller man. It almost made it worth falling off the stage at my high school graduation. I wish I hadn’t cried so much when I fell… ☺ The Sexual Revolution: It ended in the seventies. Both sides lost. But, it was […]

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Odious Tasks

Cleaning Up Your Dog’s Waste: You follow your dog with a baggie and basically perform the duties of its toilet; on the other hand, your dog reveres YOU as a god. Let’s just say that it’s a pretty twisted relationship all around. ֍ Oil Change: I always feel like the oil change places do nothing […]

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