Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Quitting smoking is the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do over and over… ♫ Her goodbye note was the hardest thing I’d ever have to read… mostly because it was written in Korean… ♫ Not taking responsibility is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to blame on someone else… ♫ This is the hardest […]
Read More Variations on a ThemeI can’t believe there were at least ten memorable falls in my life… My first fall, that I can remember, was in Maine. You know what they say: You never forget the first fall you can remember. We had stairs with either no railing or a railing a five year old could outsmart. I looked […]
Read More My Ten Favorite FallsWhat I miss most about sex is the bitter sarcasm after… ♫ Everybody makes mistakes; that’s why pencils have erasers. People must be punished for their mistakes; that’s why pencils have a sharpened point. ♫ “Two heads are better than one”, I told my wife; but, she wanted a normal baby. ♫ If the red […]
Read More I Tought I Taw a Random ToughtPancakes: Whenever I finish eating pancakes, I ask myself, “Why don’t I eat pancakes every day?”. The answer is simple: Pancakes are a calorie-bomb that few people can work off in their daily job. Lumberjacks can, but I’ll never be a lumberjack because I’m not a transvestite… ☻ Sirloin Steak: I like my steak seared […]
Read More Foods that Everyone LikesNarcolepsy is a condition that causes sudden REM sleep in the sufferer. It shouldn’t be joked about… unless the narcoleptic is in a bar with a carrot in his ear… then, he’s just asking for it. ☺ If someone you live with is diagnosed with narcolepsy, at least you’ll have the comfort of knowing you […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 