Quitting smoking is the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do over and over…
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Her goodbye note was the hardest thing I’d ever have to read… mostly because it was written in Korean…
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Not taking responsibility is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to blame on someone else…
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This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write… because I can’t find a pen so I have to use lemon juice, a chopstick and the burner on the stove…
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The hardest thing I’ve ever had to carry was a simple leather saddle… mostly because I had forgotten to take the horse off…
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Applying makeup to the bodies of nude models is the hardest job I’d ever do… for free, I mean…
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The hardest part of watching your kids go off to college is knowing that, if you move to another state, they’ll probably find you, anyway…
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The waiting is the hardest part… especially if you are sitting in battery acid or your hat’s on fire…
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The hardest part of having kids is juggling work and a family… well, actually the hardest part is juggling work, family, a chainsaw and an apple…
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Irritable Bowel is one of the hardest conditions to deal with… but, Skeptical Bowel is no picnic, either…
And don’t bring skeptical bowel to that picnic. It won’t end well…
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It probably won’t begin well, either…
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My uncle used to tell us that quitting smoking was easy – he’d done it hundreds of times.
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I’m a man who keeps his promises. My ex wanted me to quit smoking; so, I told her that I would stop when she became pregnant, knowing full well we weren’t even trying for a child. I would quit for a few months, then pick an argument with her to have an excuse to start smoking again. One day, she announced that she was pregnant. I was VERY resentful because I’d have to quit for real.
It wasn’t easy…
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