Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, be SURE it was stolen. When I lose something, it usually falls down my pants-leg into my boot. Then, the cat defecates into that boot because I left her alone for a weekend, WITH FOOD AND WATER, but she’s still plenty miffed. If my identity is in that boot, I’ll get myself another, thank […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 