Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
You accidentally poke your toothbrush into your eye. ♣ You find the prize that was in your cereal box, partially chewed, partially unwrapped and in your stool. ♣ On your way to work, the radio station you always listen to changes format from rock and roll to an all haunted house sound effects station. ♣ […]
Read More How You Know it’s Going to be a Bad DayI was watching an old movie with a girlfriend but she talked through most of it, asking, “Why did he do that?” and “What did she say?” and “Why did she say that?”. I finally lost my temper and yelled, “It’s because he’s got the mummified corpse of his mother on a chair in his […]
Read More Random Thoughts: Movie EditionBorn on May first, 1852 was Martha Jane Canary, otherwise known as “Calamity Jane”. Depending on which historian you ask, she was either a sharpshooter, Army scout, stage coach driver and part time prostitute; or, she was a barmaid, nurse, laundress and a part time prostitute. All historians know for sure is that she supported […]
Read More This Day in History: May 1stMarjorie Taylor Greene is a member of the House of Representatives known for looking dispassionately at complex issues, giving them careful study and then blaming transsexuals. ♂ Despite her appearance, medical experts agree that Marjorie Greene’s mother is probably NOT a horse. ♂ Greene eschews the limelight and prefers to keep a low profile when […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene: A Field GuideYou are a man who has almost everything and you’d like to add hepatitis to that. ◙ When you want to get over the stupid choice you made marrying your ex by permanently adding the Chinese symbol for “gravel” to the small of your back. ◙ When you need to distract your immune system while […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 