Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Motherhood sucks! I’m not talking about raising your children… that’s its own kind of Hell. I’m talking about the whole process of reproducing. I think every mother will agree with that, especially those in their eighth month. It was so easy earlier in the evolutionary ladder: At first, when an organism wanted to reproduce, it […]
Read More Random NonsenseIt’s four o’clock in the morning and I am hungry. But, if I eat now, I’ll just want to eat at three o’clock, tomorrow… and so on… until I’m eating breakfast right before I go to bed. If I had breakfast at night, there’d be no need to sleep at all because sleep is simply […]
Read More More of What I’m Working OnThese are real Google questions that showed up on a recent search. My answers are not the opinion of MicroSoft nor are they actual answers. How do you get rid of frogs? Casually mention that Costco’s sale on fifty pound boxes of flies is on its last day… ♫ How do you remove a lot […]
Read More Google Questions/Charlie AnswersThe god you worship, Kornac the All-Powerful and Unkillable, has decided to back the other side for his own safety. ♣ You learn that any triumph can be nullified by the combination of a soccer field and baseball-sized hail. ♣ Your coal mine canaries start glowing in the dark. ♣ You have a feeling of […]
Read More Signs that Things aren’t Going WellQuitting smoking is the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do over and over… ♫ Her goodbye note was the hardest thing I’d ever have to read… mostly because it was written in Korean… ♫ Not taking responsibility is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to blame on someone else… ♫ This is the hardest […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 