Alboin, King of the Lombards

This one is going into my permanent area but I happen to have a handy link… right… here: Alboin, King of the Lombards

Snippets from Fiction I Will Never Publish

“I am the LAST MAN ON EARTH”, he yelled at the sky. Little did he knew that everyone in the world was, at that very moment, standing RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!! …”Listen carefully”, said Sergeant Hart, “The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE” Anne gasped and looked down, “Oh good lord!”, she exclaimed, “I’ve been […]

Forces of Communism… in Ant Form

I published a new animal essay in the permanent section of my site. For those who read me on WordPress, here’s the link: The Vivacious Armistice of the Weaver Ant If it’s not the best thing you’ve ever read, I’ll eat my hat. If I cannot find any hats I’d like to eat, I’ll eat […]

The Science Monster That Ate Seattle

Geneticists have just discovered the DNA sequence that makes people want to study heredity because, what choice did they have? Harvard and international astronomers have announced the discovery of nearly a hundred exo-planets. This will change dramatically the way people look at Harvard and international astronomers. Chemists are currently working on a method which determines […]

Great Books… for Putting You to Sleep

Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust: You know how Seinfeld is a show about nothing? This is an epic series of books about exactly that. It is beautifully written and supremely dull. I managed to finish the first three books of Proust’s masterwork but only because my alternatives to reading Proust involved spending time […]