Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
“Oh baby! Just like that… except use your left hand, go slower and clockwise, this time” ♥ “I feel… I FEEL… I FEEL… pregnant” ♥ “I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never—oops… sorry…” ♥ “Does that feel good? Do you like it? Can you fill out this questionnaire?” ♥ “I’m almost there… almost… […]
Read More Stuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During SexA romantic dinner is a great way of showing your love for a woman and it’s a good chance to watch her eat, in order to gauge how heavy she’ll get after marriage. To gauge how heavy you’ll get, just add ten pounds for each candy bar you ate on your way to pick her […]
Read More Still More Valentines Tips for GuysAs is my custom, I was watching a 1960s sex comedy because I need to see Tony Randall at least once a week or I will fall ill; plus, it’s the only time I get to hear Patti Page say the word, “Metrocal”. In this movie, Boys Night Out, one of the beds has a […]
Read More Mirrors on the Ceiling (Rant)I think what two people do in the privacy of their own sex dungeon is between them and the paramedics. ◙ They say if you are strangled during orgasm, it makes the experience more intense; to be fair though, ANYTHING you do while being strangled will be more intense… ◙ Of all the things to […]
Read More Random Thoughts on SexPutting a mirror by the bed. Having sex with a ventriloquist. Making love to a woman who answers to two different names. Copulating on a fresh grave. Sex with one woman who has two heads. Fornicating with a woman who complains incessantly about her sister. Sex with a woman wearing a t-shirt with another woman’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 