Stuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During Sex

Almost Half Of Brits Fake An Orgasm Because They're Self-Conscious Of Their  Sex Face - LADbible

Oh baby! Just like that… except use your left hand, go slower and clockwise, this time”

I feel… I FEEL… I FEEL… pregnant”

I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never—oops… sorry…”

Does that feel good? Do you like it? Can you fill out this questionnaire?”

I’m almost there… almost… ALMOST…. ALMOST… Is that the phone?”

Bleat like a sheep, baby!”

Oh Cardinal Richelieu! I’ve been a BAD Huguenot… punish me!”

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???”

Oh God yes! This is definitely better than nothing!”

I can feel you inside me! I’m not complaining, just making conversation while you finish filling out the questionnaire”

26 thoughts on “Stuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During Sex

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s