Stuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During Sex

Posted on by masercot

Almost Half Of Brits Fake An Orgasm Because They're Self-Conscious Of Their Sex Face - LADbible

“Oh baby! Just like that… except use your left hand, go slower and clockwise, this time”

♥

“I feel… I FEEL… I FEEL… pregnant”

♥

“I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never—oops… sorry…”

♥

“Does that feel good? Do you like it? Can you fill out this questionnaire?”

♥

“I’m almost there… almost… ALMOST…. ALMOST… Is that the phone?”

♥

“Bleat like a sheep, baby!”

♥

“Oh Cardinal Richelieu! I’ve been a BAD Huguenot… punish me!”

♥

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???”

♥

“Oh God yes! This is definitely better than nothing!”

♥

“I can feel you inside me! I’m not complaining, just making conversation while you finish filling out the questionnaire”

26 thoughts on “Stuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During Sex”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Cancel

Connecting to %s

Published by masercot