Strange Interludes

One If I had to choose an iconic symbol of my childhood, and I wasn’t allowed to pick that game of old maid I once played with Squeaky Fromme, I would choose the old sycamore tree that stood at the top of Wilson Hill. The tree overlooked Wilson Creek just at the end of Wilson […]

Redddd Pandas!

Another stupid animal essay right here.

Fun Facts about Cthulhu

At six hundred feet tall, Cthulhu is tall enough to ride any roller coaster in the world… even theoretical roller coasters that haven’t been invented yet. Cthulhu once fell in love with a human female. The result of their union can still be seen on Nickelodeon. According to creator H. P. Lovecraft, just […]

Mythical Creatures that are Stupid

[I got this idea from Deb Whittam, so any complaints should be directed at her] Sphinx: A sphinx is half eagle, half lion. Cats hate birds, so why make an animal that is half cat and half bird? You’d just create something so frustrated with itself that it sits on a rock and asks people […]

Thoughts as Random as Bikes Can be Tandem

Jim Morrison once said, “A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”. Being friendless gives you that exact same freedom and you don’t have to remember birthdays… I get tired of my landlord walking around like he owns the place… I traveled far and wide to find something worth journeying around […]