Fun Facts about Cthulhu

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At six hundred feet tall, Cthulhu is tall enough to ride any roller coaster in the world… even theoretical roller coasters that haven’t been invented yet.

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Image result for squidwardCthulhu once fell in love with a human female. The result of their union can still be seen on Nickelodeon.

 

 

According to creator H. P. Lovecraft, just looking at the monster is enough to drive anyone completely mad. So, if you’ve been indicted for first degree murder, you might want to arrange some face time with Cthulhu to further that whole insanity defense.

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Cthulhu avoids the island of Japan because, with an octopus head, he’d probably be summarily eaten by the island’s inhabitants…

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The first line of The Call of Cthulhu is “The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents”. Coincidentally, this is the current motto of the Republican party…

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In popular fiction, Cthulhu most resembles Gozer from Ghostbusters. The biggest difference is that Cthulhu is made of pure evil; whereas, Gozer is made of marshmallows.

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When pronouncing “Cthulhu” remember that one of the ‘h’s is silent, but, for a few bucks, he’ll tell you secrets that’ll curl your hair!

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In the same short story, Cthulhu is worshiped by cults all over the globe despite the fact that he will bring about the end of the world. In other words, Donald Trump is Cthulhu…

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Creator H. P. Lovecraft died penniless in 1937… due to an allergy to copper and zinc.

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Cthulhu was beyond the ability of man to comprehend. How could the human mind understand a giant with an octopus head, a dragon’s body and human hands? Actually, that pretty much describes Cthulhu. But, what is beyond the scope of man’s imagination is what his bowel movements might look like…

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5 thoughts on “Fun Facts about Cthulhu

  1. Spongebob is more Cthulhu-like to me.

    With all the weird stuff in Japan, people there may just consider it a regular thing.

    I heard that the Cthulhu does not like being compared to Trump. No one wished to be compared to Truml after all.

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