Let this Bath and Shower Safety Wash Over You

Never leave a toddler alone in the bathtub. Keep a second toddler in the tub with her when you just pop into the next room to get something. Showering at a motel can be dangerous if the motel was once on the main road until the highway came through and now no one ever stops […]

Beware! Skunk Poem

When I got drunk and teased a skunk the aftermath was a bath where I got water in my ear and could no longer hear so, I paid a hundred dollars for a nurse to flush out the gunk. I cannot help but blame that skunk…

Why I Prefer Baths to Showers

[Okay… I’m not crazy about this one but I’m tired of looking at it in my queue. So many partially finished pieces…] In a shower, you cannot watch your genitals gently sway with the current like a reef-dwelling anemone… Showers wash the dirt and filth directly off of you and down the drain. A bath […]