Socially Acceptable Ways to Kill Yourself

Full Contact Karate: Well… full-contact anything, for that matter. I tried this and found out that, even though the audience can’t hear that kick reverberate through my head, it’s an experience that I’ll never forget… although, if I’d been kicked a little harder I might have… ֍ Drinking Contests: Alcohol is a drug that you […]

Random Thoughts: Resurrection

I’ve found that, when I’m having trouble fixing something, the problem usually is that I’m not swearing at it enough. He told me that I was a complete and total fraud… but, I was just PRETENDING to be a fraud… She HUMILIATED me by pulling my pants down at a party… well, actually, I pulled […]