Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
When you are so worried about your carbon atoms that you keep two oxygen molecules with it at all times as bodyguards. ♯ Dry ice is one of the fastest ways of finding cavities or loose fittings. The dentist gets the patient to bite a sheet of dry ice; then, he pries you off the […]
Read More Carbon Dioxide Tips and TriviaIs it ironic to produce a reality show about a group of surrealists? ♣ Is it ironic to get so turned on by choking a chicken that you masturbate? ♣ Would it be ironic to grab a pillow and suffocate Tommy Smothers? ♣ How about if you have a rough time making a smoothie? ♣ […]
Read More Is it Ironic? (A Little Blue)It has long been a dream of mine to win a Nobel Prize. Well, time’s a wastin’ and I STILL don’t even have one. But, it was the LAST STRAW when my best friend and poker-buddy, Denis Mukwege Mukengere, won the Peace Prize for some nonsense about the treatment of women in Congolese war zones. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 