Is it ironic to produce a reality show about a group of surrealists?
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Is it ironic to get so turned on by choking a chicken that you masturbate?
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Would it be ironic to grab a pillow and suffocate Tommy Smothers?
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How about if you have a rough time making a smoothie?
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Or, maybe explaining to your chemistry teacher that the reason you dropped that beaker of acid was because you took some LSD?
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Would it be ironic to kick a squirrel mascot in the nuts? If not, is there any circumstance in which it might be legal? Asking for a friend who is also my lawyer…
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Is it ironic for a couple to separate due to a politically charged argument about unions?
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Is it ironic to be told not to make jokes about your sister’s broken humerus?
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How about when you play poker with your transsexual uncle and he refuses to ante?
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Or, when a storm blows the roof off of a topless bar?
I think this one’s a little deep for me Charles 😊
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It might be deep for everyone, NP. I’m waiting for all the comments to come in…
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Yeah, it’s kind of ironic ….
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I’ve always disliked that choking the chicken reference. Such a disturbing visual. What did the chicken ever do to you?
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It laughed at me.
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But to be fair… it probably had good reason.
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Of course!
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I think all the answers are YES.
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I should hope so. I spent forty-eight hours writing that!
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Then again, answers could be a variety of Yes and No in a random order.
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Yep, that’s the one Frank 😁
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… but the order is debateable.
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😄
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It’s the only show of that type I’d be tempted to fish.
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Then, hurry up and don’t Dali…
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You may learn to Magritte that comment!
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I’d better just surrender, now…
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Broken humerus bones are common, but you never hear about people breaking their funny bone. I seriously question if that’s ironic, but I thought I’d throw that in for what it’s mirth.
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Dane Cook broke his funny bone as a child. I’d think that was obvious…
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“Is it ironic to get so turned on by choking a chicken that you masturbate?”
I’ll bet this is a real kink.
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I’m afraid to look it up…
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Good call.
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