Something I’m Working on

Chapter One: Ficus? All of us? I woke up and remembered dreaming of figs. I don’t know if they were fresh figs, dried figs or the movie How to Frame a Figg, starring comedy legend Don Knotts and Batgirl for some reason. I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t about fresh figs. Why would I dream […]

More Books I Could Never Get Published

Cooking with Substances that You didn’t Know Could be Non-Toxic: Recipes using ingredients that most people think aren’t food, like crayons, Vasoline or kale. The cover photograph was a pie made from caulk and tennis balls. Burning Seoul: Twelves stories of Korean War colonels who risked their lives, fought against communism and contracted gonorrhea. Emphasis […]