So, You’re in a Western Movie and You’ve Been Challenged to a Gunfight

If you are fighting a good guy, don’t worry about it. He’ll either shoot you in the shoulder or the hand so you won’t die until sepsis or gangrene kicks in three days later. ♣ When having a gun-fight, always keep the Sun behind you because why add skin cancer to being shot? ♣ If […]

Strongmen Lost to the Mists of History

Merman, the Addled: Merman was very strong but also confused easily in front of large crowds. This was evident during a San Diego performance where he lifted a phone book over his head and then tore a mule in half. The angry crowd made to rush the stage, but no one wanted to get pieces […]