Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Richard Slayman of Weymouth, Massachusetts was released from Massachusetts General Hospital with a fully-functioning genetically-modified transplanted pig kidney. The patient is reportedly optimistic and getting a little tired of all the jokes about bacon. He is resting comfortably in a sty near his home; whereas, the donor is resting comfortably on some sauerkraut and potatoes. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 