Ironies That Probably Aren’t Ironic

Rain, on your wedding day… unless the bride’s name is “Stormy”. If it is, you should really check into her past… Finding out, after working beside her for years, that your twin sister was born on the exact same day as you were and in the same hospital… Dreaming that the flight you will be […]

Fun Facts About Florida

Florida calls itself, “The Sunshine State”, presumably because “State Overrun By Poisonous Reptiles and Deadly Insects” was already taken by Louisiana. Florida’s governor, Rick Scott, has been named, “Most Monstrous Governor” three years in a row. Florida’s state bird is the mosquito… Florida’s primary exports are citrus, sugar, tomatoes and pain killers. Europeans discovered Florida […]

Life’s Little Supreme Ironies

[What follows is a list of ironic events or things. Although I feel I’ve only scratched the surface, it was difficult to come up with even ten. Anyone else know any legitimate ironies?] A pet bird dying in a plane crash. Being beaten to death by a pacifists’ bodyguards. A financial planner who takes a […]