How to Get Donald Trump Out of the White House After January 20

[Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!] Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it. ☼ Turn off the wi-fi… ☼ Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space. ☼ Remove all of […]