How to Get Donald Trump Out of the White House After January 20

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Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it.

Turn off the wi-fi…

Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space.

Remove all of the mirrors.

Mention that Joe Biden is on the corner, givin’ out presidential pardons like there’s no tomorrow…

Hire the five best bass fishermen in the country to take turns casting into the Oval Office.

It’s entirely possible that he will follow a pied piper to the Potomac River.

Jingle keys to get him to follow out of the White House gates.

Send Nancy Pelosi in there with a taser and a sack.

Say his name backwards. This will send him back to his home dimension…

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