Did you know that forty percent of Gary Busy is teeth?
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Due to a typo, Robert De Niro was accidentally appointed Secretary of the Interior under Barrack Obama. The error was found and fixed in less than a week, but during his term De Niro managed to sell all of our nation’s polar bears to director Martin Scorcese…
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Katherine Hepburn’s voice, if played at a high enough volume, can rupture a man’s testicles after only three minutes.
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A survey of hospitality providers has shown that Will Smith has slept in every hotel and motel in the United States.
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Martial arts star Chuck Norris used a stand-in in his movies whenever a scene required acting.
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Jennifer Aniston’s hairstyle was considered so ridiculous it qualified her for the Special Olympics.
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Everything Ryan Reynolds has done since 2010 has been done ironically.
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Scarlett Johansson may seem normal but she is, in reality, completely insane and must be kept in a straitjacket between takes.
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Vin Diesel accidentally changed facial expression during filming of the fourth Fast and Furious movie and popped a tendon in his jaw.
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Actress Salma Hayek is easily creeped out by “stalkers” and will sic her dogs on me.
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I’m sensing a bit of jealousy here Charles 🙄
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Is it that obvious, Deb?
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It was Vin, Charles 😦
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Yeah… that one was directed at you, Deb…
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Poor Vin. I bet he never does that again….
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Well… he hasn’t…
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Gary Busey scares me. He might try to talk to me but then accidentally eat me due to those big teeth…
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It’s best to maintain a distance of four feet from Busey at all times…
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Can I volunteer to undue Scarlet’s straps?
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Careful, George… she’s a biter…
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The more beautiful they are…
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I was under the impression that Katherine Hepburn’s voice could rupture testicles in two minutes. Good to know the REAL truth!
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I was mostly speaking for myself, Robyn…
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I don’t have testicles yet I feel I do when I watch her old movies. Things just hurt when she speaks.
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I did enjoy her in Desk Set, though… and Bringing up Baby…
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“A survey of hospitality providers has shown that Will Smith has slept in every hotel and motel in the United States.”
Uh… are you sure he was sleeping, Charles.?
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Afterwards… with a firm grip on his wallet…
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