Hire a shill to pretend to want to buy the wall at ten times the value. When Mexico pays for the wall, the shill disappears. Because he’s trouble with a capital ‘T’ that rhymes with ‘P’… Or, tell Mexico that Bolivia has its eye on it and is coming over to buy it RIGHT NOW. […]Read More How to Get Mexico to Pay for the Wall
Capitalism is a free market-run society where the core of the economy, the stock market, consists of idiots in suits trying to scream over one another on a crowded floor. Much of their work is being outsourced to computers but computers can’t scream that loudly… How do you keep billionaires from taking over the democracy […]Read More Some Free-Market Thoughts on Capitalism
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need? What makes you think you understand MY needs? Sometimes, I just need to be held… In communist nations, you are free to hold your own opinions on political systems and they are free to prosecute you for those opinions. Think of five-year and […]Read More Thoughts on Communism that Hit the Marx
America First Party: Established in 1943 by Gerald L. K. Smith because isolationism worked out so well before World War Two. Their favorite candidate for the 1944 election was aviator and Nazi sympathizer Charles Lindbergh. They called themselves the America First Party because “The Let Hitler Take Over the Entire World Except Us of Course […]Read More Some Defunct American Political Parties of Note
A no-nonsense, tough-on-squirrels approach to law enforcement. White House dinners would be much cheaper because toilet water costs less than white wine and most champagnes. If the president commits a crime, instead of an expensive impeachment, he can be forced to wear a muzzle… When in high-level economic summits, the president can work with our […]Read More Why We Should have a Dog for President in 2020
I can’t vote for Joe Biden because he doesn’t seem like someone I could confide in. . I can’t vote for Kamala Harris because her old opinions on criminal justice might embarrass. . I won’t vote for Beta O’Rourke because he looks as if he eats his pizza with a fork. . I won’t vote […]Read More All I See are Candidates: A Poem
I recently saw a clip of an interview of Ben Shapiro by BBC interviewer Andrew Neil. It took a while for me to get around to it, because, whenever my dog hears Shapiro talk, she howls in pain… like when she hears an harmonica. It’s distressing but because Ben Shapiro is so slight, it might […]Read More Ben Shapiro: Intellectual Coward or Beloved Cartoon Character?