Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Why do we revere democracy? Because it is the best way to get the best person into office. Oddly enough, only the rich seem to be the best persons… and, let’s face it, pretty bad at running the country. But, what if that person, the best one for the job, was a dog? I think […]
Read More Why I Think a Dog would Make a Good PresidentIn most interactions, Vance comes across as someone who is applying for a job as a human being but has no experience being one. ◙ Doctors have determined through CAT scan that Vance’s head is simply a big piece of meat with a beard glued to it. ◙ If you have to repeatedly tell the […]
Read More What I Know about J. D. VanceMarjorie Taylor Greene is a member of the House of Representatives known for looking dispassionately at complex issues, giving them careful study and then blaming transsexuals. ♂ Despite her appearance, medical experts agree that Marjorie Greene’s mother is probably NOT a horse. ♂ Greene eschews the limelight and prefers to keep a low profile when […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene: A Field GuideRecently, President Trump confused America by giving a speech from behind a tiny little desk. Still, no one knows why… but I have a few theories… The desk ISN’T small. Trump is growing at an exponential rate due to consumption of a radioactive bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He will spend the remainder of his […]
Read More How to Explain Donald Trump’s Tiny Desk[Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!] Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it. ☼ Turn off the wi-fi… ☼ Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space. ☼ Remove all of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 