A no-nonsense, tough-on-squirrels approach to law enforcement. White House dinners would be much cheaper because toilet water costs less than white wine and most champagnes. If the president commits a crime, instead of an expensive impeachment, he can be forced to wear a muzzle… When in high-level economic summits, the president can work with our […]Read More Why We Should have a Dog for President in 2020
I can’t vote for Joe Biden because he doesn’t seem like someone I could confide in. . I can’t vote for Kamala Harris because her old opinions on criminal justice might embarrass. . I won’t vote for Beta O’Rourke because he looks as if he eats his pizza with a fork. . I won’t vote […]Read More All I See are Candidates: A Poem
I recently saw a clip of an interview of Ben Shapiro by BBC interviewer Andrew Neil. It took a while for me to get around to it, because, whenever my dog hears Shapiro talk, she howls in pain… like when she hears an harmonica. It’s distressing but because Ben Shapiro is so slight, it might […]Read More Ben Shapiro: Intellectual Coward or Beloved Cartoon Character?
Expectations . When George Bush created NAFTA We eagerly anticipated what might come afta . When Bill Clinton attended an economic summit we were sure that some good might come from it . And, when Obama met with leaders of other nations the possibilities were only bounded by our imaginations . But, when […]Read More A Political Poem
I used to like girls with glasses… thick, no-nonsense, I-do-read-Tolstoy-fuck-you-very-much glasses. But, with changes in style, the advent of hipsters and the unholy influence of Lisa Loeb, all sorts of girls wear glasses now. It’s like having a favorite flavor of ice cream, say cherry vanilla (not its real name); you wake up one morning […]Read More I Came; I Saw; I Ranted
I obtained the gift of prophecy after I was bitten by a radioactive gypsy. Lately, images of our immediate future have been flooding my mind and I HAVE TO WARN THE PEOPLE!!! I predict… A border wall will finally be built between the United States and Canada, but Americans will continue to escape. Russia, China, […]Read More Trumpland, a Future Retrospective