Freedom is the ability to buy firearms regardless of my race, creed or paranoid schizophrenia. Freedom is being treated fairly by the law regardless of whether I am white or slightly whiter than that. Freedom is being able to work at a job without being fired for my gender, religion; or, if my last name […]Read More What Does Freedom Mean to Me?
Your side wants the death penalty; my side wants it abolished. Change the law so that, instead of being executed, criminals are just really badly beaten. Yes, I know you said you had sex with my mother for a dollar; but, my mother is in her seventies and doesn’t need the money (unless she’s been […]Read More To My Twitter Political Debate Opponents
Did Republicans miss the point? You decide! Any officer standing on a suspect’s neck more than five minutes must be prosecuted for loitering. For the purpose of this bill, “tickling” is any action using the fingers, hands, feather or firearm to induce laughter or death. Any officer who shoots a fleeing suspect in the […]Read More Excerpts from the New Republican Police Reform Bill
She is a ventriloquist and must always be within arm’s length of the hole in Trump’s back. She is a sex-doll brought to life by a fairy. She will become a real girl after she performs a selfless grand task. We’ll keep you posted. Melania Trump speaks no English and precious little Russian. She ended […]Read More I Go Catty: Some Theories on Melania Trump
Using a fleet of Cray computers plus a Commodore Playstation that my father bought me as a child, I have calculated the sequence of events should Donald Trump be reelected. And, like building a mailbox out of beeswax and horse dung, the result is not pretty… November 03, 2020: Donald Trump wins second term […]Read More What if Trump Wins: Scenario #8