How to Explain Donald Trump’s Tiny Desk

Recently, President Trump confused America by giving a speech from behind a tiny little desk. Still, no one knows why… but I have a few theories… The desk ISN’T small. Trump is growing at an exponential rate due to consumption of a radioactive bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He will spend the remainder of his […]

How to Get Donald Trump Out of the White House After January 20

[Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!] Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it. ☼ Turn off the wi-fi… ☼ Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space. ☼ Remove all of […]

Stuff We Learned from the Debate

Thanks to president Trump, insulin is cheaper than water… now that water is a thousand dollars a liter. We learned that his being an obnoxious jackass doesn’t end at seven o’clock at night. We learned that he doesn’t SUPPORT Nazis; but, he does tell them what to do. We learned that Biden’s son had a […]

Deb’s 42 Word Zombie Challenge

Deb’s newest challenge, here! “Is the safety glass secured?”, asked Donald Trump. His aide nodded, “I still wish we’d handled this outbreak better, sir” “I didn’t want to panic anyone”, he said, looking over the massive angry crowd of zombies. “Besides, they vote Republican”

What Does Freedom Mean to Me?

Freedom is the ability to buy firearms regardless of my race, creed or paranoid schizophrenia. Freedom is being treated fairly by the law regardless of whether I am white or slightly whiter than that. Freedom is being able to work at a job without being fired for my gender, religion; or, if my last name […]