Recently, President Trump confused America by giving a speech from behind a tiny little desk. Still, no one knows why… but I have a few theories…
The desk ISN’T small. Trump is growing at an exponential rate due to consumption of a radioactive bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He will spend the remainder of his days keeping vigil over Godzilla…
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The speech came on short notice so Trump had to borrow a desk from his Secretary of Commerce who also happens to be a Hobbit…
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There was only one seat at the adults’ table for Thanksgiving, this year, and Melania called it.
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It’s just step one in a process where Donald Trump and his desk are shrunk down to the size of a human red blood cell so that he can search for election fraud from the safety of Ivanka’s aorta.
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That is no desk: It is “Richie” the headless wooden White House dog sleeping contentedly on his master’s lap.
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Putin told him to do it because he thought it would be “a hoot”…
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Trump had planned on giving the speech from the chair when the tiny desk wandered onto the set and refused to leave.
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This was just a trick to confuse our enemies into thinking we have a desk shortage.
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Somewhere in the White House, there was a three year old with a big-ass mahogany desk in front of him.
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“It’s not the desk; it’s the PICTURES that got small”
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It was meant to be a normal-sized desk but it had a vitamin B deficiency.
I like the three year old one, he’s probably more intelligent as well 🧐
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I’m glad you think so, Deb… Trump just made him the new ambassador to Australia…
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I hope he’s not into photoshopping
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Shame he couldn’t earn a spot at the adult table this year.
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Well… Pence brought his mom along…
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Pence with two women? He must have been terrified…
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He locked himself in the bathroom until dessert…
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I bet it was because with a smaller desk he could fit more people – give the image that a lot of people actually like him. Although, I also think there is a three-year-old somewhere in the White House with a big ass table.
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He’s thinking, “What the HELL am I going to do with all this space???”
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I still think it was one of his White House aides who told him it would make him look bigger…
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It worked. His hands look enormous on that desk!
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Everything about this 🙌
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We don’t have a desk shortage in the country, we have a full-deck shortage in the White House (not to mention a severe mask shortage, judging by the photo).
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Good lord, I didn’t even notice that no one was wearing a mask…
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I hate it when my desks develop vitamin B deficiencies. Really ruins the week.
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Yeah, but we so seldom get to use the word “rickets” in a sentence…
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