Immutable Truths

Polygraph lie detector tests: Can they really stop criminals reoffending?

Before seeking revenge, first dig TWO graves. That way, if your revenge is cutting the other guy in half, you’ll be all ready.

The bigger they come, the harder they hit.

The teacher for your hardest subject will be the one with the thickest accent.

It takes a big man to admit he’s obese.

Don’t beat a dead horse. It doesn’t help the situation and it makes the other horses nervous.

It takes a big man to admit he’s wrong; but, it takes a Thomas Mann to write A Death in Venice.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it… but, if it is making a metallic scraping noise, I’d leave the room as quickly as possible.

If you have a choice of two lines at a grocery store, the one you choose will always be slower; there is, however, a way to speed up the line you are in and that is to get into the other line.

Your bread will always fall butter-side down so keep your floor coated with jelly…

No one cares about your opinion except what your opinion is of their opinion…

10 thoughts on “Immutable Truths

  1. I am not a gambling person but turn into one every time I choose the grocery line. I go through the whole, “Well, if I choose this one then that one will be the fast one, so maybe I should just choose that one. But then if I do that, then the universe will know and then this one will be the fast one.” Never can win with the grocery line.

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