[I am so… so… sorry] After you lose your zeal for living offer to cook for Thanksgiving Start by cooking vegetables that, as such, no one is ever going to touch. There’s delicious stuffing But, you keep having to find the two-year old so you get nuffing Still, being with your family is fun And, […]Read More My Thanksgiving Dinner, a Post Mortum
Recently, President Trump confused America by giving a speech from behind a tiny little desk. Still, no one knows why… but I have a few theories… The desk ISN’T small. Trump is growing at an exponential rate due to consumption of a radioactive bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He will spend the remainder of his […]Read More How to Explain Donald Trump’s Tiny Desk
Deb strikes again with her 42 word challenge. The topic is “myth”. “Frankly, I think it would be great for you to have Thanksgiving with your family”, the psychiatrist said, “You told me that you’ve gotten closer to your mother” “Okay, but I think it’s going to be pretty awkward”, replied Oedipus…Read More Myth in 42 Words
I’m sorry I hypnotized your dog into thinking she was a squirrel, but at least you’ve got all the acorns you’ll ever need. I’m sorry I bought you a treadmill without asking first. I’m also sorry about what I said about your butt, its size and what it looks like when you bend over. I’m […]Read More I’m So So Sorry
In 1863, during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln officially made Thanksgiving a national holiday. Celebrants could be thankful for their food, family and the fact that they hadn’t been killed by gangrene or mortar shells, yet. Lincoln wouldn’t let the Confederacy have Thanksgiving until they stopped being thankful for slaves and, to a […]Read More Fun Facts About Thanksgiving!