She Told Me (an Exercise)

She told me that I ruined her for other men… well, she actually told me that I ruined men in general for her. She told me that she didn’t hate me one iota; but, then I found out that she hated iotas. She told me that my voice was like honey in her ears in […]

A Thankless Task

See the above photograph? Deb sent me that photograph; and, she wants me to “do something” with it. I could tell her to jump off a bridge, but I don’t think Australia has any bridges, yet, because no one has given them the recipe for one; moreover, insulting Deb would alienate her and she might […]

The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 4, Part 2

Oskar Moosehead tightened his bow-tie. “How do I look?”, he asked Boris. “You look like a man in early middle age, with well chiseled features adorning a beardless face. Your dark hair frames a pale face which makes your dark eyes seem even more dangerous. This danger is emphasized by your six foot one inch, […]

Some Thoughts on Courage

[I got this idea from IScriblr. She may be prettier and more traveled than I am, but she doesn’t have my bald spot] It takes real courage to stand up against the majority; but, the majority is standing up to someone with real courage, so isn’t the majority the most courageous one of all? It […]