The woodchuck (marmota monax) is a pestilence upon our land… so much so that they make other pestilences look like mere blights… The woodchuck, also known as the “groundhog”, “earth-cow” and “Xantar the Torturer of the Damned”, is a fossorial marmot. If you aren’t impressed, just try being a fossorial marmot for a few hours […]

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